Saturday, March 20, 2010
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
It has been 12 years since I started practicing my super ability of mind control. My intentions in the beginning were pure and clear, but as time went on I lost my concern and sympathy for man kind. In just over a decade, I used my power over the human mind to destroy and massacre virtually the entire planet.
My evil ways and motives took complete control after I was persuaded by my closest colleague, Fly McDaniels. Fly told me to have everyone in the senate, congress, house of representatives, etc., stage a barbaric, gladiator style exhibition in which they fought each other to the death using crude, medieval weaponry. Of course I also had this event broadcasted on every channel available on television. It was a gruesome sight. Battle axes separating the chest cavities of people, swords disemboweling unarmed men, massive clubs caving in the skulls of screaming women. The event was a spectacular bloodbath and marked the beginning of the end of my life.
The violence aroused me and transformed me into a blood thirsty monster. Within weeks the planet had become a modern Sodom and Gomorrah. Orgy’s, murder, drugs, and absolute chaos. It was pure insanity and I was at center stage and couldn’t get enough. Fly was the only one I could not relinquish to this madness. I needed him there to cosign my horrible ideas and to help me feel like I was “Ok”, like I was doing the right thing. Deep down I knew I wasn’t, I knew I had gone too far. I was addicted to what I was doing to the world and I couldn’t stop. I had become jaded to the evil.
I have grown tired. I don’t want this power anymore-it’s too late now though, the damage is done. Irreversible to both my self and the planet. This reality of myself wears heavy on my soul, what little, hardened soul I have left. A small glimmer of consciousness has come through my despair and I ponder a way out. I know what has to be done, and for the sake of the human species, it will be done.
I alerted Fly to come converse with me. I have made him aware of what I will have him do. He is terrified, but also knows that if I want him to follow through with any wish of mine, then I could have him do it without his choice. In several hours I will be dead. I will be tied up and my abdomen will be ripped open exposing my entrails. I will be placed in a pit with wild, hungry dogs and will be eaten alive until I draw my last breath. A mild fate for the pain I have bestowed upon my fellow man. The end...
For days, weeks even, I had been wondering who is this Paul Gasparo? Is he an old, stale, washed up English professor? Is he going to be an asshole? Is this class going to be hard? Why in the hell am I in school again?! An entire gambit of thoughts raging through my brain.
Class is at 7:15 p.m. and being the studious brain child I am, I decide to get there 45 minutes early, to ensure my seat up front. Of course when I get there it is vacant because most people have better things to do than to show up 45 minutes early to class. Luckily my roommate is taking a math class in the same building as I am in and was about to get out. I tossed my books on the front row desk as close as I could get to the teacher (because I’m a kiss ass), and I strolled out into the hallway. I’ve got my eye open the whole time for Mike and also anyone I might think resembles what I could conjure up to be a Paul Gasparo. I stop at a fountain for some cool refreshing city water and Mike steps out of class.
“You’re here early?” he says.
“Wanted to make sure I could find the class alright.” I reply, as if the building is really that big.
Right about that same moment this guy walks by pulling one of those box-on-wheels things and Mike looks at me and says ,“Was that Robert De Niro?” and I said “Yes, I do believe it was De Niro. I think he’s teaching classes at TCC these days...” Well, it was not Robert De Niro. Not at all. It was someone far more famous. The man we saw was Paul Gasparo, my English 111 instructor and I could tell he meant business.
Day one was like any other day one at school. Teacher introduces himself, students introduce themselves, so forth and so on. Primitive but effective meet and greet. As the days progressed so did the assignments. Most of them were pretty easy because the instructor spelled out everything he expected in an assignment prompt. These were absolutely fantastic, they are like blueprints for the assignment. They answer every question the student could possibly have.
Then came the argument essay assignment extravaganza. An ongoing catastrophic event that started on day one of class and won’t end until I’m 50 years old, I think. The best part of the assignment was being able to pick your own topic, and I had a real great one in mind. So I tell Paul my topic he said no to it and that it was garbage, in so many words. My first reaction to this news was “fuck it” I’m dropping this class, but then I thought “if you drop this class because of that you’ll feel like a dumbass about it for a long time.” What I ended up doing was meeting with Paul in the writing center to discuss a new topic, and we came up with a real whopper: unions. Yea, fucking unions. I sucked it up and did the thing and ended up doing fairly well on it. I’m glad I stuck it out.
This is just for me: English 111 is one of the best classes I have ever taken. Paul is borderline prick, but he’s consistent and I like that, he’s real. I believe a good class is always indicative of a great teacher. Students are not going to just skate through Paul’s class. They will work, and through the adversities and triumphs of this work they will learn. A guy in jail once said to me “Your best thinking got you right here, behind some walls, so what the fuck do you know...” I don’t know a whole lot, but I can tell you I’m sure as hell glad there are people like Paul Gasparo that are willing to teach a hard head like me, it’s a tough job and I commend him.
Monday, April 27, 2009
Eng 111 Sec 55
March 19, 2009
As far fetched and comical as it sounds, everyone could imagine themselves with a super human power, especially if you could choose what it would be. Your power could be anything from having the ability to fly, possessing super human strength, being able to stop time, or create changes in weather. It could be a less obvious power such as infinite wisdom ( knowing everything about everything), or my personal favorite, mind control over any living organism.
Knowing I have control over a human beings mind would create a sense of great power and could lead to sinister thoughts on how I would assert my ability. I would first have to learn how to harness this strength. I would practice on smaller animals such as dogs and cats, or maybe direct a stampede of livestock through a neighborhood. Basically try to get an idea of exactly how powerful I am with this strength before not only having individuals, but multitudes of people do as I want them to.
A few small things to start such as having people drive on the road as I would like them to. I would have people say “ thank you “ when I hold open a door for them, or even have people hold open the door for me when I’m right behind them. I would have the cashier at the store greet me with a “ hello, how are you today?” instead of a cold stare and a soft mumble of how much I owe. These are the small subtle changes I would make throughout my day with my wonderful new power.
Moving on to bigger ideas would be my next task. I would invite a few people to share in the power that I have. These would be a select few people that had fantastic opinions and views on how this country should be operating. Views that people wish our countries leaders would take heed to and validate. I would have them do it. After all I control their thoughts, therefore I control their actions. In all honesty I could have these “leaders“ resign their positions and appoint me in their place. I wouldn’t want that spotlight. They can still be the puppets, but I would be the puppet master.
Sure, there are many ways that I could exploit this power. This is just one way to look at how I would exert power over people’s minds. When I think of the dark and evil acts I could perform, I realize how horrifying I could make the world, not that it isn’t already.